Poetry Corner — Autism

THE FACE OF AUTISM
a poem by Ruby Bonham Lot #127

A young boy stands by the window
Lost in a world only he can know.
His hand flaps in rhythm to an inner beat
His eyes unfocused, his song incomplete.

Where will life take this extraordinary boy
Whose actions often disturb and annoy
No way to tell us of his innermost fears
He struggles and silently flow his tears.

Society shuns him when he doesn’t comply
His human worth they seek to deny.
They fail to see the beauty within
That needs expression, a place to begin.

This child of God was created just so
For a special purpose that we might know
Compassion for one different from the rest
His song is ours and we are blessed.

So I strive with each passing day
To open the door that keeps him hidden away
To bridge the gap between his world and mine
I enter his world and touch the divine.

Ruby Bonham
2-16-2015

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A Scientific Quarantine Project

A SCIENTIFIC QUARANTINE PROJECT 
By Jackie Deal

Quarantining does strange things to the brain. Especially if you’re a well-organized, scientifically- oriented, analytical thinker.  (Not anybody I know!) My brain was turning to mush; I needed something “scientific” to occupy it.  Some kind of research, yes that was it.  But stuck indoors, what was there to research?  Some scientist research really strange things, like should bats wear sun glasses in the day time or do crickets rub their hind legs together more when they’re in love?

What did that leave me to research?  And then I looked around:  Ahah!  From the bedroom came dust bunnies flooding across the floor.  Could dust bunnies be taught to march in formation?  Maybe even salute? And then I noticed the spider webs.  Could spiders be taught to weave cute little place mats instead of fly catchers?

Good research requires a sufficient “n”, that’s the number of subjects being tested.  Well, Good Grief, I certainly had that! And then you need control groups.  One group gets the prescribed treatment and the other gets a placebo, virtually nothing.  Then you run tests to see which group… oh, well, you get the idea.

Now how to divide my dust bunnies into groups?  I suppose I could use a broom but that might harm the little darlings. (And violate my no housework policy.) About that time a draft of wind swept across the floor and part of the bunnies scurried forward.  Aw, yes. We now have a control group and, and, the back-draft swept the rest of the dust bunnies back under the bed.  I am not about to get down on my hands and knees to coax them back out.  Can you think of anything more undignified than an 80+ year old woman on hands and knees cooing to the dust bunnies:  “come out, come out where ever you are.”?

Forget the dust bunnies. How about spider webs?  Have you ever noticed how beautiful spider webs are in the light?  Or outside in the dew drops?  Aw, they just sparkle and shimmer.  Bur also, have you noticed that they’re not perfect?  No, they aren’t symmetrical or even well-balanced.  Gee, you wouldn’t want a place mat that was all off kilter, would you?

So there’s the research project!!  Let’s see if I can teach the spiders to spin a perfectly symmetrical web and then you can worry about how to make a place mat out of it.  I’m not crafty and that would take a really crafty person.  I’m just lazy; it’s easier to dream up research projects than it is to clean!  Shall we be a team?  I’ll supply the spider webs and you make the place mats.

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Announcement from the Board on Political Signage

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Just Another Shot in the Arm

Whoopee! I got my corona virus vaccination! NO pain. NO bad symptoms: i.e. headache, nausea, weakness, lethargy. None of ‘em. I’m scheduled for my second shot in February. Now those of you who wish you could get the shot; let me assure you, I didn’t pay or finagle to go to the head of the line. I’m a Mercy Hospital Hospice volunteer and all employees and volunteers were vaccinated.

And for those of you who say, “What? Me get vaccinated? Nope! Not on your life.” That’s okay, ‘cus it’s your life. I’m protecting mine; you can protect or not protect yours as you see fit. Once both shots take effect I should be protected from the unvaccinated.

There are tons of questions about the vaccine. I know I was skeptical: how could they produce a SAFE vaccine so fast? Well, maybe there are some answers in the process used to produce a vaccine. Let’s go through it.

According to WebMD researchers are testing 68 vaccines in clinical trials on humans, and 20 have reached the final stages of testing. At least 90 preclinical vaccines are under active investigation in animals. Wow!

First there is “preclinical testing”: Scientists test a new vaccine on cells and then give it to animals such as mice or monkeys to see if it produces an immune response. I know, animal lovers decry this. But hey! I feel for the poor turkeys every time they catch and depose them. It’s all a personal attitude!

PHASE 1 OF THE TRIALS: Scientists give the vaccine to a small number of people to test safety and dosage, as well as to confirm that it stimulates the immune system.

PHASE 2 EXPANDED TRIALS: Scientists give the vaccine to hundreds of people split into groups, such as children and the elderly, to see if the vaccine acts differently in them. These trials further test the vaccine’s safety.

PHASE 3 EFFICACY TRIALS: Scientists give the vaccine to thousands of people and wait to see how many become infected, compared with volunteers who received a placebo. These trials can determine if the vaccine protects against the coronavirus, measuring what’s known as the efficacy rate. Phase 3 trials are also large enough to reveal evidence of relatively rare side effects.

Ordinarily, this process takes years but it was expedited by combining phases. Some vaccines combined Phase 1 and 2 trials. Many countries have given emergency authorization based on preliminary evidence that the vaccines are safe and effective. China, Russia and other countries have begun administering vaccines before detailed Phase 3 trial data was made public. Experts have warned of serious risks from jumping ahead of these results. If investigators observe worrying symptoms in volunteers, they can pause the trial. After an investigation, the trial may resume or be abandoned.

The goal, as with any vaccination, is called “herd immunity.” Don’t you love that? It makes you feel like you’re just a bunch of cattle! But seriously, for this some experts say about 60% to 70% of the population would need to develop antibodies. You can get those from the vaccine or getting and recovering from COVID-19. In other words, if not enough people get vaccinated, it may prove difficult to reach herd immunity. So, I invite you to become part of the herd: either through vaccination or contracting Covid 19.

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Poetry Corner – Poised

POISED
a poem by Ruby Bonham Lot #127

I knew I was in trouble
The minute I started to sing.
For I was at that stage of life
When my Poise pad I must bring.

Protection from a sudden laugh
When I’d spritz my underwear.
Oh Lord please keep me safe and dry
I don’t have an extra pair.

Poised for adventure
Poised to take a stand
Poised with my protection
With a Poise pad close at hand.

Menopause and mini pads
They’re part of my life these days.
A spritz here and a trickle there
Changed my life in many ways.

For that innocent cough or laugh
Like a scout I must be prepared.
For if I’m not I’ll surely regret
That unprotected I had dared.

So these days I’m always ready
For that sudden bladder trickle
Armed with Poise I’ll never worry
If my bladder will be fickle.

Ruby Bonham
1-25-2014

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Submissions to Website… Where to Send

Hey Everybody, just a reminder that anything you’d like on the website… and I do mean anything… newsletters, original articles, updated information… anything, please email it to webadmin@timbervalleyskp.com    This allows your hardworking web guys to get the information wherever they are, even while traveling.  It also prevents things from getting lost.  Dick and I share the duties of keeping the website current and your help in this regard is invaluable.  Thanks

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This Month’s Agenda and Open Board Meetings

To clear up any confusion out there, both this Thursday’s Board Agenda Workshop (Jan 14) AND next week’s Open Board Meeting (Jan 21)  will be virtual meetings on Zoom. The sign-in instructions are now available through a link on the Member’s Only page.

If you have questions about how to participate, email me… Thom Hoch, at Thom@timbervalleyskp.com

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** From Monday’s Covid Board Meeting **

The Board is announcing that a survey will be placed in each Leaseholder’s mailbox concerning holding a Park sponsored Covid vaccination clinic at our first opportunity.

We need a count on how many Leaseholders would be interested in receiving the Covid vaccination, and if you’re in the “over 75 years of age” risk group.

Please respond to the survey by completing it and immediately returning it to the office by closing time on Friday, January 15th

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Poetry Corner – What Would Happen

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN

A Poem by Ruby Bonham Lot#127

I saw a soldier standing there,
His face all blurred by tears.
I wondered what had caused such pain,
And how to ease his fears.

He made me stop and ponder,
The world we now live in.
Of wars and strife in daily life,
And things that might have been.

What would happen
If there were no Holy Wars
To destroy our brave young sons.
If people respected the beliefs of others
And loved and lived as One.

If there were no starving children
Whose cries disturb the night
If each and every one was fed
And protected with God’s might.

If violence wasn’t a way of life
And hatred wasn’t the norm
Parents loved and nurtured each child
And calmed their inner storm.

If there were no need for Peacekeepers
To fight the hopeless fight.
Because there was no concept
Of anything but peace and light.

What would happen
If a soldier didn’t stand alone
With scars and tear filled eyes
And long for the life that might have been
If mankind had only tried.

What would happen?

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Open Board Meeting on Thursday January 7, 9:00am

As a reminder, there is an open board meeting this Thursday, January 7, at 9:00am.  This meeting will be “virtual”, that is, we will NOT be meeting at the clubhouse and will instead be meeting virtually by Zoom.  The log-in information for this meeting is on the member’s only page of the website, where you can also find a link to the agenda for this meeting as well as instructions for how to listen-in and contribute by regular telephone.

If you have questions, please use the comments function (below) to express them.

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