Timber Valley SKP Park of Oregon, Inc

The big table at the Ratcheds Senior Center. The usuals plus newbies.

For some reason Shirley got her knickers in a knot. Of course I’m referring to Shirley Knott Shewill Knott. So…Shirley got her knickers in a knot and a Knott in her knickers. At the same time. For those who are not sure, knickers are what the British call ladies underwear. We’re sitting at the big table in the Ratched’s senior center. Shirley pours another round. Grousing all the while. “My idiot sister, Summer, is staying with me. She can’t bother to lift a finger to help. She’s gotta be the laziest person on the planet. I’ll be glad when she goes back home. She lives in that retirement place in Daisy and it sounds like they wait on her hand and foot.”