The Missing Missplaced Missmatched Mittens

By Jackie Deal

It happens every year. I end the season with unmatched gloves. Really, they’re gloves but for the sake of alliteration mittens sounded better. A couple years ago it was one red and one blue glove. The next year I ended the season with one blue and one black glove.

Where do the mates go? And anyway, who says gloves have to match? Okay, to be socially correct, gloves have to match. Last year I was determined to beat the odds. I bought three pair of blue gloves. Count ‘em. Six blue gloves floating around in my car, the house and yes, the yard when one got loose. But I thought I had it licked, I would end the winter season with at least one pair of matching gloves.

When winter started this year, and the steering wheel grew colder… no, I don’t have a heated steering wheel, sure wished I did. Nonetheless, it was time to begin a serious search for my gloves. Under the car seat? Nope. In the glove box, Nope. Ah ha, the back seat: one glove, dark blue. Huh! I bought three pair of MEDIUM blue gloves? Oh well, a glove is a glove and now to find one more. From under the kerfuffle of my back seat I found another glove. Red! Red! I haven’t had red gloves for years. I dug further and unearthed more gloves: I now have one dark blue, one red, one medium blue and one ugly tan glove. Do they match? Nope. Do I really care? Nope. I’ve started a new trend: un- matched gloves!

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Hannah … the story continues!

The Office has welcomed Hannah Hedgehog. She was rescued by Mike and Terry Hilty #71 and brought here for some peace. It turns out she is from the English countryside. Hedgehogs are known to roll into a tight ball when trying to protect themselves. She was rolled through the leaves, which stuck to her tiny spikes. She made her way to Timber Valley’s garden, enjoying the wonderful tomatoes grown there! As the story goes, she is Henrietta’s long-lost cousin.

Kim

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A Few Words

A Few Words

Everybody contributes to our everyday enjoyment, or, lack thereof. You go to work and help contribute via product or service. You interact with family,  friends  and strangers.  Often the interaction is positive. Often not. Sometimes the most meaningful impact of our contribution is felt by someone we will never meet.  In a place you’ve never been. Continue reading →

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From the Writer’s Corner

There was a lot of hyperbole when it was announced that the world population had reached 8 billion people. That is a lot of little heaters on the planet. Continue reading →

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Jan Turley Memoriam

Timber Valley lost a vibrant, forever young member when Jan Turley passed away Sept 22, 2024 after battling shingles and a return of her leukemia. We will always remember: an avid Master Gardener, her yard awash with the plants she loved, a pinochle player with “the big boys”, a determined Fast Track player with “the girls”, a believer in Jesus, a lover of the Lamplighter cuisine, and so much more.
Always a big smile and her favorite phrase, “Well, there ya’ go”. She will be missed by many.
Jan was married while still in High School to the love of her life and she and Bill were married over 50 years. They travelled together to Eastern United States and then moved into Timber Valley June 3, 2014. Bill preceded her in death August of 2016. Jan is survived by her sister and brother-in-law Sandra and David Fletcher, Lot 76 in the park and her daughter, Stacey Crain, grand and great grandchildren and her Mother-in-law. A Memorial is being planned.

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TVs Sutherlin Chamber of Commerce Ambassador

Tables were turned at the Friday, September 20 Social Hour. After handing out many pens to speakers over the past couple years, Sharon Elliott was presented with her own very special “magical pen” by Richard Hickethier. Sharon delivered an, as usual, entertaining presentation on her training experience as a Sutherlin Chamber of Commerce Ambassador. Complete with a slide show, put together with Richard’s help, she talked about the intense 5-day training in Lebanon, OR and what it means to represent a city as an Ambassador. The experience included learning about the city of Lebanon, activities available in the area, touring some of the businesses, and a train ride. One very interesting tour at the College of Osteopathic Medicine… something about labor and delivery of robot babies? You had to have been there.

Don’t want to miss the next interesting social hour speaker!

Dar Hoch

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Science and Fashion. It’s in the bag.

At the request of one or two, okay a hatload of readers, this piece will be brief.

I have been a long time devotee of the art of observation. And education. And conversation. And all the other tions that allow us to study the world around us. I’ll call us the Tion Society. We watch, learn and discuss the events and changes caused by our spinning orb. Many changes are gradual and occur over eons . Many are radical and happen quickly. Continue reading →

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The Window Box

The fairies were asked to leave the window box in the Office. While decorating for the Autumn months, Henrietta moved back into her cozy home. Upon settling in, a new friend joined her amongst the leaves and pine cones. We would like to introduce Samantha “squeaky” Squirrel. She arrived via special delivery from John Froyd #106. The Office has turned into a wishful place for cooler weather and the turning of the leaves. The wise owls, Bob, Bruno and Bert, keep watch so those pesky fairies don’t return until Spring.

Adding to the security in the Office, guarding the window box are Hoot, Hootie and Whooty.

Happy Fall, Y’all.
~ Kim

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Helen Schrader Memoriam

Timber Valley lost a long time and treasured member on August 31, 2024 when Helen passed away. Helen was born in Chicago on December 13, 1936. She and her family moved to Bandon, Oregon in 1949 where her father and partner built and operated the Bandon Wayside Motel. She would graduate from Bandon High School and marry her sweetheart Gene Schrader in 1954. This past June 12 th Gene and Helen celebrated 70 years of marriage!
Helen’s passion in life was her family and music. Many of us know Helen because of her love of playing the piano. She began playing when she was 3 years old and could play just about anything by ear. She played on Sundays for her church, the Calapooia Free Methodist Church in Sutherlin for many years. She also enjoyed playing at area assisted living facilities, sharing her upbeat songs with so many. Helen was a lifetime member of Eastern Star and served previously as the Grand Pianist for the state of Oregon playing for audiences up to 1000 people.
Helen also loved to travel. Special trips included a trip to Germany and another to
Hawaii. Upon retiring Gene and Helen bought a 5 th wheel and began traveling the
United States and spending time hosting in state parks in Oregon. In 2007, they
became permanent residents of the Timber Valley SKP park, eventually settling in #70.
Mom loved their SKP home and felt loved and supported by all who knew her. They
remained in the park 17 years until this past August when they moved into Callahan
Village in Roseburg.
Helen is survived by her husband Gene, sons and daughters-in-laws Don and Jeannine
Schrader (Gold Hill), Ken and Julie Schrader (Colorado) and daughter and son-in-law
Mindy and Mark Rund (Sutherlin). Mindy and Mark are Timber Valley members and
have just moved into the park, renting #57. She is also survived by her brother and
sister-in-law Bill and Lora Wehner (Bandon). Helen has seven grandchildren and ten
great grandchildren, along with many nieces and nephews. Helen was loved by all.
There will be a celebration of life for Helen on October 19 th at 11am at the Calapooia
Free Methodist Church in Sutherlin.

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LAUGHTER

How long has it been since you laughed until tears ran down your cheeks – happy tears? Laughter is not only good for the soul it is good for your health. Laughter releases endorphins known as Continue reading →

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