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Water…Water…Water!

Timber Valley has been informed of a 5% water rate increase! Using our average annual water use, this represents about $2500 additional per year that we will have to spend on our water bill that could be used for something … Continue reading

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The Magic Lamp

I just read a scientific survey. It was published by Fox News. So you know it’s accurate and unbiased. The scientists concluded that 99.6% of the English-speaking population of The United States of America do not understand the concept of … Continue reading

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Vertigo or Squirrel Droppings or A Tale of Two Nurses

By Fred Prout My body is revolting. WAIT, WHAT?  Alexa, erase that and start over. A follow up to the vividly remembered two weeks without beer. I hope I didn’t give the impression I drink too much. Two possibly three … Continue reading

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Mystery Park Member with Unclaimed Packages

The office has been receiving many packages addressed to June Robinette, 800 S. State St. #128, Sutherlin OR 97479. Neither the member nor previous renter on the lot recognize this name. If anyone knows of June Robinette, please inform the … Continue reading

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Volunteers Needed to Install Rubber Mats on Pathways – Wednesday June 1 @ 9am

Please join in a work party to finish the pathway mats. There are 3 areas being worked on, so a good turnout will make the job go smoothly.  Wed. June 1 at 9am. Meet at the ClubHouse N. Parking lot. … Continue reading

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The Gift of Life

By Cathy Deyo Perhaps some info on why donating blood and what happens before and during the procedure will encourage first timers to donate. I have been donating for 50 years and feel it is a duty and a blessing.  … Continue reading

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A Relative of the Common Cold

By Jackie Deal Ahh-chew! “Doggone cold.  It’s my third one this year”.  We can send a man to the moon, why can’t we find a cure for the common cold?  Did you know that your common cold is related to … Continue reading

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Amber Does Know What a Mouse Is

By Jackie Deal Amber (my cat) is playing with one of her stuffed mousies in the corner. Isn’t that cute? She’s acting like it’s a real mouse. That’s so cu-uUUUT !! A 2 ½ inch dark brown mouse streaked across … Continue reading

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Volunteers Needed to Install Rubber Mats on Pathways – Wednesday May 25 @ 9am

Please join in a group activity to install the rubber mats on the remaining pathways. Everyone is invited…you don’t have to be a member of a particular Committee.  Many hands make light work. We need a good turnout for this. … Continue reading

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FDA Jif Peanut Butter Recall (Salmonella)

The FDA, along with CDC and state and local partners, are investigating a multistate outbreak of Salmonella Senftenberg infections linked to certain Jif peanut butter products. View the FDA’s Jif product recall list.

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