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Timber Valley Library

by Ruby Bonham What an astonishing thing a book is: it’s a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you are inside the … Continue reading

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New Monthly Event!

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Sutherlin Light Parade

by Jackie Deal “It’s a rat! A rat!” The kid’s voices shrieked shrilly as they chased the wretched little rodent. It was during the Christmas Light Parade on Central Avenue; a stretch of solid buildings: no alley, no crack, not … Continue reading

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Water Use

Several have asked what happened to our very high water use. On Dec. 10 we saw a dramatic reduction in gallons used. On Dec. 11 our water use was back to normal. Thanks to everyone for your cooperation. Your Water … Continue reading

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Points to Ponder

By Ruby Bonham Before we work on artificial intelligence why don’t we do something about natural stupidity. Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken or a hip hurts. … Continue reading

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Prohibited Dumpster Items – Please Take These Items to the Appropriate Locations

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Volunteers needed, Timber Valley EPC – come be a Block Captain and absolutely rock it!  

Timber Valley RV Park’s dedicated Emergency Preparedness Committee (EPC), led by Dick  Shanahan, is an important group of volunteers developed to help members during environmental emergencies, like Snowmageddon or local power outages. We extend an invitation to you to join … Continue reading

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Henrietta, Hannah and Samantha!

‘Tis the season to be jolly, Fa La La, La La La La! Henrietta, Hannah and Samantha are welcoming members and visitors to the Park Office amongst the garland and pine cones. The Office has been dressed for the upcoming holidays … Continue reading

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‘Tis The Season, or, The Constipated Dog

By Fred Prout WARNING!!! There has been a resurgence of NLS in recent years. No Laughing Syndrome has infected many good people. Not only are they seemingly incapable of laughter, but, they seem stridently opposed to anyone who can. And … Continue reading

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The Missing Missplaced Missmatched Mittens

By Jackie Deal It happens every year. I end the season with unmatched gloves. Really, they’re gloves but for the sake of alliteration mittens sounded better. A couple years ago it was one red and one blue glove. The next … Continue reading

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