At the request of one or two, okay a hatload of readers, this piece will be brief.
I have been a long time devotee of the art of observation. And education. And conversation. And all the other tions that allow us to study the world around us. I’ll call us the Tion Society. We watch, learn and discuss the events and changes caused by our spinning orb. Many changes are gradual and occur over eons . Many are radical and happen quickly.
Until recently science and fashion have evolved separately and slowly. Radio moving to television. Davey Crockett hats to ball caps. All moves separate.
Until now. Recent observation and intense study has acquainted me with the fascinating invention of…SPANDEX.
Now here’s where science and fashion collide. With a bang. A very big bang.
Science says “It is possible to put fifteen pounds of potatoes in a five pound spandex bag ”
Fashion says ” FOR GOD’S SAKE, LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND PLEASE DON’T WEAR THAT!!!”
Remember. Like potatoes, we all have eyes.
Fred Prout
Spandex is right up there with skinny pants for men along with sockless sneakers with dress suits. Ugly is now in!
Good one, Fred. I almost fell into the trap, then common sense caught my attention.
“With a bang. A very big bang.”
To stay in vogue…ask for the new Beirut inspired fashion pager…it’s a blast!
Oh Fred, you just about made me spit my coffee out. I could see and hear you expressing all of this sitting at a table over a cup of joe, which made it all the more funny! Thanks for the morning laugh, miss ya! ~Olivia
Like Larry said “raccoon’s fighting to get out of a bag!!”
LOL! Great observation Fred. Yes … been there (Walmart) … seen that! Makes ones eyes hurt.
Keep up the good work!
Love, Val
Totally agree! And I would add: Spandex and Depends are two inventions that should never be combined.
Thank you for being you and sharing great your great thoughts.
Good one Fred. I totally agree. I think only 10% of the women own a long mirror. The other 90% don’t care.
Another hilarious and entertaining piece Fred! I always enjoy receiving and reading your stories/musings!!! It’s great to have a good laugh, and I TOTALLY agree with this one, and have for years….what are people thinking?????? I miss seeing you and thank you for keeping me in the loop of your hilarious thoughts /observations/tions! I love the reply of the person who almost spit out her coffee laughing!